Dateline-Satire- October 14, 2023 Etna’s very own Gary Burkholder, through Two Peas in Pod production-a Burkholder-Evans Company, has released a video of singing “If I Were King of the Township!” While Gary did not advance, he did get Simon’s attention, who said, “Electing Burkholder would be like tasting sour milk from your refrigerator, putting it back and thinking it will be better later.” We have blokes like this in Manchester, that want the world to bend to serve them.” Loved the line, “Everything in Etna would bear my fingerprints!” A tiny tyrant that should not be encouraged. There must be better choices, didn’t you try this guy 20 years ago?
Spartacus of Etna